Scan the confirmed toy box.

The official store page names seven weapons and says there are more. This console shows the verified public roster without inventing damage values, tiers, or pickup rooms.

Evidence: official + platform dataChecked: 2026-08-20

01Whack-a-Mole MalletMeleeOfficially named

02Rubber-Band PistolSidearmOfficially named

03Dart-Throwin' Tommy GunAutomaticOfficially named

04Fartin' ShotgunClose rangeOfficially named

05Bubblegum-Spittin' Chain-GunHeavyOfficially named

06Sniper SlingshotPrecisionOfficially named

07Skull-Poppin' Ray GunLate arsenalOfficially named

MOVEMENT TOYS

Four achievement signals

HarpoonConfirmed
Fairy WingsConfirmed
Bouncy BootsConfirmed
Twisted Jet PackConfirmed

UPGRADE GOALS

Two completion checks

Alt Fire Fiend confirms an alternate-fire upgrade track.

Weapon Wizard requires every weapon to reach maximum upgrade.

SOURCE LOG

Check the evidence

Official Steam arsenal list
Official upgrade achievements

Last checked: August 20, 2026.